How can I get Edward Cullen to put his baby inside of me?

Question

I'm so obsessed with this book!

Answer 1

3 issues here:



1. It's okay to like the book. But to be so obsessed that you want to concieve with a child of a fictional character....you really sound stupid at that point on.



2. You've asked this question like...15 times already? Reported for spamming.



3. Even if this were legit, wrong section. You should be in "Trying to Concieve". And yes, there is such a section. LOL! Besides, you'd be getting paper cuts in the weirdest places...



~Zara Sahana 007

Answer 2

I'd say write a few letters, send him some pics, and give him your life story. He should write back and agree to meet up at your local Starbucks. There you guys will hit it off and he will ask if you'd like to come back to his hotel. He will ask if he can fornicate with you and you will agree. He will pull out some condoms and you just have to say put those away. After that you should be in the clear for becoming his baby's mama.

Answer 3

Look, I think everyone is obsessed with Twilight. (Myself included) but... And I hate to mention it... But Edward Cullen is fictional. (Breaks down and cries)

Answer 4

dont call urself typical, i am a typical fan, i lik the books but going OCD about them is freaking crazy, people r sooo beyond help with this!! and dont u dare say "obsessive cullen disorder" because that is disgusting!!! and honestly, wen i saw this question my first reaction was "jesus fing christ" i dont even care if this answer gets deleted as long as u see it first, because this is disgusting how people model their lives after these books!!!

Answer 5

some one who wants a fictional characters demon spawn inside of them is no where near ordinary and boring enough for Edward Cullen. HA!



Seriously though therapy should be coverd by your parents insurance.

Answer 6

I'm just going to hope that was a joke. If not, for the love of taco sauce, get therapy!

Answer 7

Well considering what happens in the novel when you get knocked up by a vampire, i have to ask: are you suicidal?



MORTE!

Answer 8

I hope you're joking...because if you're not, you really need to see a psychologist. You do realize that the book is fiction, right? Fiction...as in it's not real...?

Answer 9

Call up the Volturi and ask. I'm sure they'd be happy to kill you.

Answer 10

ur not just a typical twlight fan ur an INSANE FREAK OF TWILIGHT....and I LIKE IT! lol i LOVE TWILIGHT but not sure I would have Edwards baby I mean I have a bf that I love and adore lol

Answer 11

I pray that you are NOT the typical Twilight fan!

Answer 12

well seeing that edward is a fictional character that's impossible.

but robert pattinson can!

and unfortunately, he wouldn't let you.

he hates kids.

so i don't see why he would let you.

:[

which sucks,

cause i love him! jk.

but he is unbelievably sexy.

and it would be awesome to have his kid.

i would gladly push his baby out of my vagina.

Answer 13

put the book down. take a deep breath and live your real life. book are entertaining. not portals to alternate dimensions.

Answer 14

Well, if he were real, you know how it works.

But he is not, so it is probably best to get

over that part. The book is great, but I am

def. not obsessed with it.

Answer 15

Wow, disturbing...

thanks for the 2 points..

Answer 16

Umm well u can't....... He's lyke probs way older than u and theres not a good chance he could b ur bf.....

Answer 17

yesh u r pretty crazy, and who even likes twilight? its sooo stupid how everyones obsessed over vampires, ooooooo scarry!! (and soooo hoott!!)

Answer 18

i know how you feel i have seen the movie 5 times i died my hair to look like alice i have a poster that is huge of him in my bed room but know he can not put renessme in you

Answer 19

Hahah. This made me laugh. Goodness, people are funny tonight! :)

Answer 20

ahh i know what you're talking about.

Once you know, or at least try to talk to Bella, be sure to tell me.

:]

Answer 21

It's past your bedtime

Answer 22

seriously go and call up a therapist now.

Answer 23

Murder bella. Steal her looks. BAM =)



Good luck

Answer 24

you are messed up

hes a FICTIONAL CHARACTER WHO DOESNT REALLY EXIST!!!

Answer 25

grow up and get a life.

Answer 26

when you find out, tell me.

Answer 27

Kidnap him, and steal his semen.

Answer 28

weirdo...um just ask your local sperm donations if they have his sperm samples...

Answer 29

WTF HHAHAHAHAHAH i dont know if that was a serious question, but sure was good for a laugh :p

Answer 30

GO SEE SOMEONE FOR HELP YOU HAVE ISSUES.

TWILIGHT SUCKS

Answer 31

OMG.....